I've:

[X] gotten kissed
[ ] gotten a phone taken away in class
[X] gotten suspended
[X] gotten caught chewing gum
[ ] gotten caught cheating on a test
Total so far: 3

[X] arrived late to class more than 5 times
[X] didn't do homework over 5 times
[] turned at least 3 projects in late
[X] missed school just because you felt like it
[X] laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
Total so far: 5

[X] got your mom, dad, etc to get you out of school
[X] text people during class
[X] passed notes
[X] threw stuff across the room
[X] laughed at the teacher
Total so far: 10

[X] been in a fight at school, fist or verbal
[X] took pictures during school hours
[X] called someone during school hours
[X] listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
[X] skipped a class period
Total So Far: 17

[X] threw something at the teacher
[X] went outside the classroom without permission
[X] broke the dress code
[X] failed a class
[X] ate food during class
Total So Far: 26

[X] gotten a call from school
[ ] couldn't go on a field trip cause you behaved badly
[X] didn't take your stuff to school
[] given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
[X] curse during class/school
total so far: 29

[X] faked your parents signature
[X] slept in class
[X] cursed at your teacher
[X] copied homework
[X] got in trouble with the principal-the vice principal
Total So Far: 32

Multiply by 3

Grand total:96

I guess I'm a screw up. Funny how I don't really mind.